Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Thesis on Smileys!

You, know, how tech savvy the world has become. We type and talk and talk and type. So, just like any other weekday, when office seemed pretty boring, we 4 room mates, ex room mates now, were yapping over a mail trail, and I happened to write something with a typical “:P” smiley.. 

Well, I wouldn’t write this incident in an indirect speech.. So here’s the actual mail trail for you to read..  and appreciate the innovation and amazing thought that we, rather maloo has put into this! 

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Maloo: 
I made methi thepla today morning…
Salt was a little less.. but came out well…
Garam garam it was nice… later became a little dry…

Yamini:
Thepla bole toh?

Pri:
Abhi ise sirf Dosa samjhta hai....
(I have moved to Bangalore)

Yamini:
:D :D :D

Pri:
When are u reaching Ngp?

Yamini:
:P
Mostly 2nd Morning.

Maloo:
Tu har reply mein itna hass kyun rahi hai….
Humlog kya joker dikh rahe kya yahan par….
Yamini:
Picchle reply me kaha hasi re… tounge dikhkai..hasna bolte kya use :D
(ab hasi)

Maloo:
:P tongue dikhana hota kya… tongue kahan ahi ismein..
Yamini:
Wo ‘P’ se jo latakra wo tongue nahi toh kya hai??
:P aise haste kya maloo..?? :D

Maloo:
Agar
1.       Mere daat ka operation hua and ek side se mooh sujh gaya toh
2.       Mooh ke ex side mein chaale aagye toh
3.       Mera ek side ka body paralyze hogaya toh
4.       Mere pati ne mere mooh mein tape laga diya toh
5.       Meine galti se ek side of the lips mein feviquick laga liya toh
6.       Mujhe koi pasand nahi and jabardasti usse dekhe smile karna ho toh
7.       Mujhe mera point prove karna ho toh
:P aaise haste….
Woh ek TV actress toh bina kissi reason ke by default :P aaise hi hasti hai…!!!!

Pri:
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Maloo:
M in no mood to work yaar…
Do dino se meine client kaka ko latkake rakha hai…
Kuch kaam nahi kiya…!!!!

Yamini:
Tera talent kahi aur nazar aara hai..kaam kaise hoga..
Thepla banana, alag alag type ki hasi pe research karna! :D  
Fursat mile toh thoda dave kaka pe bhi dhyan de de :S

Puntoo:
:A :B :C ………. :X :Y :Z
 Ab in sab pe phd karo!!!!!!

Pri:
Mere man ki baat likh di tune Punts!

Yamini:
Maloo karegi na research..fir patent file karnge!@ :D

Maloo:
Tum sabke mann ki kardi…
 Jo mere mann mein sabse pehle aaya.. woh likha…!!!!!
 :A            andhadhoon hassi
:B            beech mein daath tut gaya wali hassi
:C            chameli ki hassi
:D            dahadne waali hassi
:E            ek daanth waali hassi
:F            faadu hassi
:G           Gol hassi
:H            hairat ki hassi
:I             ishq ki hassi
:J             jalan ki hassi
:K            kamini hassi (yeh hassi dena bandh kar yamini… aage ka bhi padh)
:L             langoor ki hassi
:M          meherbaani hassi
:N           na hasne waali hassi
:O           oats khaane ke baad waali hassi (not at all good…)
:P            phirse samjhaaoun kya (do I need to explain this one again..!!!!)
:Q           quality hassi
:R            raah chalti hassi
:S            saap ki hassi (skand Sharma ki hassi……….)
:T            temporary hassi
:U           udhaar ki hassi
:V            vagaira waali hassi
:W          waqt ki hassi (seriously)
:X            X (single) porn waali hassi
:Y            Yorker waali hassi
:Z            zor (constipation wala zor) ki hassi


And that’s how we had a detailed list of laughters from A-Z. Now we have a reason to laugh at every little thing and on every situation! :)

Kudos Maloo.... I had no idea.. Aisa bhi hota hai! :D