Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Is Satan female?

Now that is one title which is completely weird. Something that strikes me finds the place in a Google search bar. Google Sir has been kind enough to reveal the hidden meaning of this phrase.
The morning was as wonderful as ever. We had an "AWESOME" mail forwarded by a male this morning. The mail said how men put down things in the diary whereas women pen down big stories elucidating one iota of an experience. The deal is never as good as a penny. But women, do write down.
What's wrong if women are expressive and verbose? What is wrong if they think about n number of possibilities before reaching to a conclusion? What's wrong if they write down all the possibilities, rather all their thoughts in the diary? (Thoughts travel faster than light).
Guess I am sounding verbose now. But chuck it. I chose to retain my identity. For all those who are wondering what mail I am talking about, you can read it just after the post.
Coming back to the phrase, or the thought, for that matter, "Is satan female?", I found a strange relation between this phrase and reality.
If anyone is good at anagrams, then I guess this should be an easy one.
Is Satan female? -is normally a question which guys ask after they get married to their goddesses.
Is Satan female? == Male Fantasies.
This one was a sleek anagram, loved it when Google sir enlightened me.
There is a lot of thought involved in this. And the thoughts are traveling faster than light. But don’t worry, I spare you the pain, this time. 


General Knowledge: Satan is the adversary of God. Thus, Satan is evil personified.

Thought to think and a thing to do: Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

Recollections: I remember someone fantasizing something and saying "Sharon Stone is a goddess", "Salma Hayek is an angel","Elisha Cuthbert is not less than a goddess"...blah blah blah...

Do we have an anagram for : Are Men Satan? Google Sir, SOS... !! :D :D :D


Ya, the E-mail that i was talking about:

HER DIARY
Day night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet. I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing". I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you too". When we got home I felt as if I had lost
him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent. Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts
are with someone else. My life is a disaster.


HIS DIARY

Today India lost the cricket match against Bangladesh.

DAMN IT!!!